Size Is Everything
Release Year: 2005
Cast: Alex Wilcox, Max Grand, Patrick Allen, Sam Crockett, Sam Dixon, Trenton Comeaux, York Powers
Genres: Muscle, Oral, Anal, KIssing, Cumshot, Rimming, Threesome, Group, Tattoo, Shaved Head, Piersing
Video language: English
If you believe the tourist Web sites, "With over 300 days of sunshine every year, there's always something fun to do in Big Bear." And while the title may conjure up some ursine fantasyland, this video has more to do with the porcine members of the animal kingdom. I prefer to think of it as Pig Boys Take a Holiday.
As we see from the start, this movie ain't about the scenery. Alex Wilcox has little interest in the outdoor hot tub. He's quite content bringing Patrick Allen inside and porking him right there on the dining room table. Wilcox has a great build, a hot rod and a cool dimple in his chin. Too much time is spent with Allen sucking Wilcox from every angle imaginable. (Even I started to get neck cramps.) Much of Allen's bone is hidden in his fist, but what he lacks in cock he makes up for with a money shot, fraught with meaning.
Okay, so what I really want to know, is, where do I apply for Allen's job? First Wilcox and now York Powers and Sam Dixon, who interrupt his snow shoveling. (When is a boy to get his chores done?) The rod-fest moves indoors, out of the cold with some hot tongue-sucking from Powers and Dixon. Dixon's sinewy ass contracts as he plows Allen with long, deliberate strokes. We also get a very close shot of Allen's raw hole. All three squirt, but Powers makes more noise and not a lot of jizz.
When Trenton Comeaux can't sleep, he decides that a yank with buddies Sam Crockett and Max Grand might help. (I've always had luck with hot cocoa, but hey, if it works!) There's a hot pileup on the bed as the trio rub their dry cocks into each other's hairy butt holes. Crockett and Grand both get a turn plowing Comeaux's hole. I would have liked to have seen a little more of Comeaux's uncut rod, but, hey that's a me thing.
Finally, to prove it wasn't all work and no play, the pig boys frolic in the snow before the final scene. Later, probably when Allen and Wilcox finally get back to shoveling those damn steps, Grand, Dixon, Crockett, Comeaux and York gather in the living room for a Big Bear Country Buffet of rimming, fucking, sucking, licking and mashed potatoes. (Wait, the mashed potatoes are a different country buffet. Sorry.) Crockett saves the day by being the total bossy pig of this movie, making everyone come on his rippled torso. Comeaux makes my year by giving the best cum shot I've seen in a long time.
For fans of other MSR videos, this vacation adventure may be a little tame, especially if you like the backroom antics of, say, Comeaux in Deeper Throat or Will Clark in Prowl 2. But it is April in Big Bear, so, there is always a wild flower walk or waiting for the golf course to open.
Format: mp4
Duration: 1:21:45
Video: 624x480, AVC (H.264), 1848kbps
Audio: 123kbps
File size: 1.2 GB
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